Teri Hatcher holds brunette hair,
beautiful brown eyes, mischievous smile, and petite but curvaceous
figure
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About
Teri Hatcher |
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A star of television and feature
films, Teri Hatcher also holds the distinction of being the woman whose
photographs were most frequently downloaded from the Internet in the late
'90s. With her brunette hair, beautiful brown eyes, mischievous smile, and
petite but curvaceous figure, it isn't difficult to imagine why. While
Hatcher could probably thrive for years as a virtual pinup, there is more to
her than drop-dead gorgeous looks. The daughter of a physicist and a
computer programmer, she initially studied math and engineering at a San
Francisco area community college before the acting bug bit. She later
enrolled at the American Conservatory Theatre. At age 20, she was a
cheerleader for the San Francisco 49ers.
"Despite the fact that I have a good-size pair of breasts... in Lois &
Clark, I have the opportunity to show the world they're not my only
attribute." -Teri Hatcher |
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Teri Hatcher's Birthday |
Teri's nickname is Hatch. Teri Lynn Hatcher was born December 8, 1964, in
Sunnyvale, California, outside of San Francisco. She was the only child to
father Owen, a nuclear physicist and mother Esther, a computer programmer.
With her parents' occupations, one would think that Teri was bound for high
school glory in the math club or chess team, but destiny would dictate
otherwise.
In high school she participated on a dance team called The Featherettes. She
studied acting at San Francisco's famed American Conservatory Theater, and
more importantly was a cheerleader for the San Francisco 49'ers.
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Teri Hatcher as Actress |
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Teri
Hatcher's first acting gig came when she was providing moral support for a
friend at an audition, and then inadvertantly got cast for a part in The
Love Boat. After that, she was a regular on the series MacGyver. She also
appeared in many films, including Tango and Cash and The Big Picture, and
made memorable guest spots on Seinfeld and L.A. Law.
When MacGyver was cancelled, Teri landed the part of Lois Lane on Lois and
Clark. After the end of Lois and Clark Teri appeared in films such as 2 Days
In The Valley and the James Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies.
In 1994 she married fellow actor Jon Tenney. On November 10 1997 they had
their first child Emerson Rose. This was a dry period for Teri where she
primarly had small roles in films and did a long series of Radio Shack ads.
In 2003 Teri filed for divorce and is now a single parent sharing custody of
Emerson.
Teri finally hit the jackpot when she was cast as the lead in ABC's hit
comedy, Desperate Housewives. Which has been a big hit and given Teri two
Screen Actors Guild Awards and a Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy.
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Teri Hatcher's Movies |
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2007
Coraline
2007 Resurrecting the Champ
2004 Desperate Housewives [TV Series]
2004 Desperate Housewives: Season 01
2003 Momentum
2003 A Touch of Fate
2001 Spy Kids
2001 Jane Doe
2000 Running Mates
1999 Since You've Been Gone
1999 Fever
1998 Seinfeld: The Finale, Part 2
1998 Frasier: First, Do No Harm
1997 Tomorrow Never Dies
1996 Saturday Night Live: Teri Hatcher
1996 Heaven's Prisoners
1996 Lois & Clark: Season 04
1996 2 Days in the Valley
1995 Lois & Clark: Season 03
1994 Lois & Clark: Season 02
1994 All Tied Up
1993 Brain Smasher: A Love Story
1993 Cool Surface
1993 Lois & Clark: Season 01
1992 Straight Talk
1991 Dead In the Water
1991 Soapdish
1990 Murphy Brown: Fax or Fiction
1989 Tango & Cash
1989 The Big Picture
1988 Star Trek: The Next Generation 30: The Outrageous Okona
1987 Night Court: Who Was That Mashed Man?
1976 The Love Boat
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| Teri Hatcher Bikini Pictures |
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Alright, I
didn't really want to post these Teri Hatcher bikini pictures, what with
her being super gross and all, but while I may be feeling nauseaus at
the mere sight of Teri Hatcher in a bikini, I realise that some of you
sick readers out there actually think she looks good. And this is a
great opportunity for me to make fun of her.
But of all the things I hate about Teri Hatcher, her Diva hell-spawn
attitude, her ridiculous lack of talent, the fact that everyday she
looks more and more like Tori Spelling, I am very visually reminded that
there was absolutely no reason for her to be cast in that Seinfeld
episode about the woman with the spectacular breasts.
I concede, they may be real, but spectacular? No. Maybe in the sense
that they are perhaps a spectacle, as in something to be laughed at or
ridiculed, but they are nowhere near the perfection they were lauded to
be in that classic episode of Seinfeld. And if you've seen The Cool
Surface, well, you know what I mean.
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2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post |
Oh my
God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers
stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand
out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the
best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was
a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."
On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing
was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey
Album?"), and Madonna and the Gorillaz performance was a novelty at
best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best
Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check. |
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